The Person I Reblogged This From Is Awesome As Fuck.

I have a cold too :((

It’s officially my birthday though!! I’m 19 now UwU

I’m gonna fail at life, but at least I went out eating watermelon at 4 am

so can we start hunting down white liberals now or what

During freshmen year, my friends and I shipped Cyrano and Christian from Cyrano de Bergerac.

Lovely, but now that I have matured into my junior year, I am seeing the truth in Cyrano x Christian x Roxanne.

Sometimes I wonder how much fanfic of classical/iconic literature exists because of school projects. Just floating out there. In a drive somewhere. Not to mention that nothing is more unhinged than bored middle/highschoolers being forced to liven up books they might not care about. For every deranged ao3 crossover fic there is an infinitely more deranged crackfic written for the great gatsby or antigone or to kill a mockingbird or whatever by a bored highschooler and his friends for 10th grade English. I wanna read it

Arguing about who is Damian's favorite brother

Jason: Dickhead doesn't count! He's basically the brat's second dad!

Damian: Actually I already have a method in place to determine which one of you wastes of space is my favorite if I'm asked.

Jason: Oh? Don't keep us in suspense then.

Damian: It's simple really. Whoever has the highest kill count at the time is my alleged favorite.

Jason: HA! Suck it losers!

Dick: No fair! I killed the Joker!

Jason: What?

Damian: And while I would normally count that as at least 10, since Father revived him-

Jason: WHAT!?

Damian: Todd, we cannot stop to explain all of the family drama everytime you find yourself out of the loop. You will simply have to unblock us and rejoin the group chat.

Tim: Yeah Jason, get your family updates like the rest of us

Damian: As I was saying, since the Joker isn't dead despite your best efforts, I've decided that your count is at 5.

Jason: So I'm your favorite?

Damian: No. Your confirmed kills are between 20-40. Unfortunately, Drake is my favorite since his confirmed kill count is in the low hundreds.

Dick: I'm sorry. Can someone please explain how my Baby Bird has a kill count at all

Tim, trying to escape through the vents: YOU SWORE NOT TO TELL ASSHOLE!!!

Damian: You swore that you didn't touch my Taj Mahal Lego set. I guess we're both liars

Reblog to give mutuals a break from whatever they're been going through

Inspired by @its-toast-time's post here describing Jason as 'built like a fridge'

I’m sick of debating who gets to become Batman after Bruce ok. Why can’t Batman just be four robins stacked in a trench coat

Autism plus anxiety culture is wanting to wear headphones/earplugs because of the noise, but deciding not to because you're worried you won't be able to hear enough of your surroundings to protect yourself from cars and people.

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watching WB keep resetting dc movies' universe every three years because they don't have a backbone to go full in with one iteration used to irk me but i've come to realize it's the most literal comics experience you can get on the big screen