That Was The Low Battery Notification

AO3 IS DOWN NOOOOOOOO (<- person who knew it would happen cuz the site issued a warning a full day beforehand)

rb to give your mutuals a silly little paper valentine card and a red heart shaped lollipop 💖

autism is so very peak

Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

I regret to inform you that I'm a disgusting pervert that will sexualise everything

YSSSTSHDUCXUIF GLORIOUS.

A dumb, helpless priest with no sexual experience finally getting some. He’s so hard and sensitive he can barely handle it, barely hold his cum. It doesn’t take more than pulling his cock out of his underwear for him to cum all over the place, whining and making a mess.

DONTCHU EVVVVER POST AGAIN BRO/j 😭🙏

There is canonically a universe where rick, jerry and morty have a loving gay dd/lg bdsm throuple relationship.

I went to bed and I woke up feeling well rested. this has never happened before what do I do

perfect. Beautiful.

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