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To anyone who's romanticizing having an ed

I just binged, then spend a hour sitting in the shower, covered in vomit, took twice my usual amount of laxatives and am now going to spend the rest of the night in the bathroom.

So a big fuck you to everyone who’s actually pro anna and is trying to romanticize this shit.

💖 FTM Bonespo 💖

how to make tea

If you ever catch me staring, I am:

1) admiring your piercing/tattoo/hairstyle/outfit

2) trying to figure out if I know you

3) think you’re gorgeous and can’t help myself

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

do you ever look at yourself in the mirror for so long that you start to disassociate and all of a sudden you’re like

“WHO IS THIS. WHO AM I. WHAT?????,!”

you’re not selfish for wanting to be treated well

Beatrice Leidi

Get to Know Me Uncomfortably Well

1. What is you middle name?

2. How old are you?

3. What is your birthday?

4. What is your zodiac sign?

5. What is your favorite color?

6. What's your lucky number?

7. Do you have any pets?

8. Where are you from?

9. How tall are you?

10. What shoe size are you?

11. How many pairs of shoes do you own?

12. What was your last dream about?

13. What talents do you have?

14. Are you psychic in any way?

15. Favorite song?

16. Favorite movie?

17. Who would be your ideal partner?

18. Do you want children?

19. Do you want a church wedding?

20. Are you religious?

21. Have you ever been to the hospital?

22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law?

23. Have you ever met any celebrities?

24. Baths or showers?

25. What color socks are you wearing?

26. Have you ever been famous?

27. Would you like to be a big celebrity?

28. What type of music do you like?

29. Have you ever been skinny dipping?

30. How many pillows do you sleep with?

31. What position do you usually sleep in?

32. How big is your house?

33. What do you typically have for breakfast?

34. Have you ever fired a gun?

35. Have you ever tried archery?

36. Favorite clean word?

37. Favorite swear word?

38. What's the longest you've ever gone without sleep?

39. Do you have any scars?

40. Have you ever had a secret admirer?

41. Are you a good liar?

42. Are you a good judge of character?

43. Can you do any other accents other than your own?

44. Do you have a strong accent?

45. What is your favorite accent?

46. What is your personality type?

47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing?

48. Can you curl your tongue?

49. Are you an innie or an outie?

50. Left or right handed?

51. Are you scared of spiders?

52. Favorite food?

53. Favorite foreign food?

54. Are you a clean or messy person?

55. Most used phrased?

56. Most used word?

57. How long does it take for you to get ready?

58. Do you have much of an ego?

59. Do you suck or bite lollipops?

60. Do you talk to yourself?

61. Do you sing to yourself?

62. Are you a good singer?

63. Biggest Fear?

64. Are you a gossip?

65. Best dramatic movie you've seen?

66. Do you like long or short hair?

67. Can you name all 50 states of America?

68. Favorite school subject?

69. Extrovert or Introvert?

70. Have you ever been scuba diving?

71. What makes you nervous?

72. Are you scared of the dark?

73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes?

74. Are you ticklish?

75. Have you ever started a rumor?

76. Have you ever been in a position of authority?

77. Have you ever drank underage?

78. Have you ever done drugs?

79. Who was your first real crush?

80. How many piercings do you have?

81. Can you roll your Rs?"

82. How fast can you type?

83. How fast can you run?

84. What color is your hair?

85. What color is your eyes?

86. What are you allergic to?

87. Do you keep a journal?

88. What do your parents do?

89. Do you like your age?

90. What makes you angry?

91. Do you like your own name?

92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they?

93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child?

94. What are you strengths?

95. What are your weaknesses?

96. How did you get your name?

97. Were your ancestors royalty?

98. Do you have any scars?

99. Color of your bedspread?

100. Color of your room?

“you’re only doing that for attention” surprise bitch!!!!!!!! I like attention!!!

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When I'm Skinny (boy edition)

• Hair dye • Combat boots • Loose skinny jeans • Not being about to give my sweater to people because it’s to small on them • Lip piercing like Frankie • Jaw Line • cheek bones • Looking smol in boxers • Play video games without looking lazy • Get the girl • Get the Boy • Get all the genders because I’m pans • Wear makeup without looking dumb • Skinny boys make great boyfriends • Piggy back rides from my s/o • Smol boy • Wallet chains look best on small boys

Me around gays and girls: dirty joaks

Me around straight men: no I do not know what sex is, and I am not interested in knowing. Also, if you mention it I am calling the police

I want to _____ you. reblog and see what your followers say

I’m gonna have an empty ask box…Aren’t I? *rolls on floor* 

Whenever you’re feeling sudden calm its because I took your voodoo doll out for a picnic on a grassy hill

me: *faced with a slightly stressful situation* brain: you gotta get irrationally angry then cry me: why brain: you gotta

My talents include:

- falling in love with everyone who’s nice to me

- jumping to conclusions

- pushing loved ones away

- AHHHHHHH™

A tip from your favorite nurse

(that’d be me)

Always have eggs in your fridge

You just never know when someone will split their head open

Or cut their finger while cooking

And so on

See that membrane there?

While the blood is gushing - hold pressure and crack open an egg

Peel that there membrane off and put it on the wound (continue holding pressure)

The membrane will harden and keep the wound closed until you can get to the ER for stitches

If you even need them that is

Nature: 1, Band aids: 0

You’re welcome.

how to treat yourself on a low budget

bc let’s be honest: not everyone can afford Lush products, here are some low budget ways to feel great 1. do u have a banana? awesome mash that shit in your hair, let it sit for 15 minutes then wash it out with cool water. now u got some silky tresses girl 2. u got some coconut or olive oil? fuckin rad dude, massage that shit anywhere u don’t feel super smooth!!!! including hair *woah* 3. target has some awesome face masks that are like 99¢ and are awesome 10/10 would recommend 4. make some Annie’s Mac n cheese holy shit that stuff is awesome 5. buy some cheap Epsom salts like really really cheep and dump that shit in a bath and soak u lovely motherfucker 6. make a smoothie and drink it bc yum and also not too expensive u don’t need organic food for a delicious smoothie 7. green tea is awesome bc it tastes great, speeds up ur metabolism, and if u put ur face over u brewing cuppa it opens up your pores anddddd if u put the tea bag over ur eyes it gets rid of those dark circles from staying up watching friends 8. open up spotify and play some cheesy music 9. drink a shit ton of water it’s great for u 10. that cucumber on ur eyes shit works guys 11. just take a nap 12. look up yoga for beginners and do a class and donT feel bad if u can’t do all the poses it’s meant to be fun treat yourself nice my darlings love you

you know it’s getting bad when you see thinspo and think “that’s not skinny enough”

my mom: “youre fucking old enough to know you have to shower every 2 days i dont UNDERSTAND why you dont want to be clean”

me: well i kind of uhhh ,,,,,, hate my body and want to die every time i see it so

Person 1: But being thick is in right now! Why wouldn’t you want those Kim K curves?

Person 2: Because it’s an eating disorder, not a trend Rebecca.

Are you depressed, miserable, have that “empty” feeling, or suicidal?

If you’re looking for a sign, then THIS is it. I am here for you. I want the best for YOU, and in turn the best for humanity. I care, not because I expect something in return but because i genuinely care.

Please send me a message, anonymous/non-anonymous - it’s entirely up to you. We can talk it out & who know’s, I may be able to HELP you.

My blog is NOT a place where you will be judged upon. It’s a blog of happiness, equality, sincerity & love. My advice will allow you to reflect on YOUR ULTIMATE PURPOSE IN LIFE. Most people who neglect fulfilling their purpose in life, often try to find hope in the wrong things & end up feeling unsatisfied. They are hence burdened with negative thoughts & feelings - sometimes they’re not able to justify why they feel that way, they just do.

I have been a victim of all of the above the above & alhamdulilah (praise be to God) I’ve found an escape that has changed my perception of life.

BUT you CAN get rid of these feelings, I PROMISE YOU. All it takes is a message. Don’t lose THIS chance, every moment counts. I can help YOU.