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i got bored

yesterday I was at gamestop and a man in full Data cosplay walked up to the front counter and I did a double take so hard I nearly broke my neck. So, he walks up and the cashier just casually smiles and goes “How’s it going, Data? What can I do for you?”  and Data goes, “I am doing quite well. I was just wondering when you guys would have Destiny 2 in stock.” This mans……literally did not smile or emote at all. He went all in. The cashier was totally non fazed. I, however, was completely shitting my pants cos ya’ll DO NOT understand how good this dude’s cosplay was. It really looked like fuckin data teleported into the middle of game stop in rural ohio to ask about motherfucking destiny 2.

The only time he broke character was when I was stealthily trying to stare at him and thinking about asking for a pic when he was walking out.This dude. Looked at me, completely expressionless. and WINKED at me. Someone collect ya mans he wildin lmfao

Excerpt from Jake Sisko’s documentary about deep space station living.

as he should

“it’s okay, lil fella! c’mere! it’s just us, the limp bizkits!”

why the fuck is it called the xbox 360 what does 360 mean???????????????????

*u arrive on ds9*

u: wait a minute… why is there an atmosphere of… joy? Whimsy, even? Where is the melancholy?

the lone 2 non trauma havers 4 feet from you:

Smug jug moodboard

Look at those kissable lips

Tolerance