Really Enjoy When A Figure In Greek Mythology Just Keeps Showing Up In All The Stories Because They Were

really enjoy when a figure in greek mythology just keeps showing up in all the stories because they were everyone's favorite. like this is jason and the argonauts. why heracles the bus driver

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1 month ago

i love when sires look less threatening than their childe

1 month ago

very funny that the symptoms of blood loss include making you more uncoordinated and cognitively impaired. look at me i'm so cute and helpless and fucking dying.

2 months ago

the sadistic torturer hates my ass because I cant feel pain and even when I do I dont show it because Im a stone cold motherfucka

1 month ago

Pirate Whump

salty air and harsh wood rubbing on wounds, making them worse.

manual labor as a punishment, scrubbing the deck all night until whumpee’s back aches and their knees are raw.

lashings. good ol’ lashings.

Whumpee, an important passenger on another ship, gets captured by pirates and taken hostage.

tossed in the brig, a dark, dingy, cramped space with chains and metal bars.

drowning!

a sword pressed against their throat as they’re presented to the captain. (forced to kneel??)

Forced to join the crew and doing their chores with shackles on their ankles.

Strapped to the main mast, exposed to the elements (and the cut throat crew) and completely at their mercy.

Stuck in the crow’s nest (especially during a storm)

A new peg leg. Might seem silly but I’d like to see YOU laugh while walking on a chunk of wood with a newly healing leg stump.

cant think of anything else rn but feel free to add on!

my taglist is open by the way ;)

@toads-and-gremlins

@whump-till-ya-jump

@herhighnessthegoblinqueen

@scoundrelwithboba

1 month ago

someone mentioned cannibalism and my ears perked up like i’m a dog or something bruh fuck my life

1 month ago

I like that GQuuuuuux treats Shuji way that most Gundam series treat women. world’s first manic pixie dream man here entirely to forward the character development of women

1 month ago

your salad is looking a little balanced there dude - your thoughtful selection of ingredients ensures no one flavour overpowers. fortunately i have some balsamic syrup right here,

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almsworth-worm - Normal person do not read my mind.
Normal person do not read my mind.

She/her, LARP doer, Warhammer and Gundam fan, that one reveal with Zane from Ninjago changed the trajectory of my life,Certified Scribblehub Eggfic Protagonist.

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