Amaltheiav - How Does Life Work?

this is what makes us warriors

pronounced as a pause

Sollux: iive literally killed every plant iive ever owned. iim cur2ed or 2omethiing.

Dave: dude it cant be that bad

Sollux: you know how 2piider plant2 are 2uppo2ed to be unkiillable? ii owned one for a week. four day2 iin, the fucker wa2 dead.

Dave: oh damn

Sollux: ii ended up giiviing iit to aa'2 friiend, tavro2. the dude wa2 weiird a2 all hell but he wa2 fanta2tiic wiith plant2. ii wa2 telliing him about my dead 2piider plant when he 2aiid thii2 to me.

Tavros: i’M SURE SHE’S JUST GONE DORMANT,,,

Sollux: ii 2howed hiim and all he 2aiid was.

Tavros: oH,,, tHAT’S DEAD,,,

Sollux: 2o ii gave hiim the plant. a few week2 later, ii went to hii2 hiive wiith aa and he had a huge 2piider plant on the wiindow 2iill 2o ii a2ked hiim where he got iit. he told me thii2.

Tavros: oH,,, tHAT’S THE ONE YOU GAVE ME,,,

Sollux: all the whiile, he wa2 2miiliing thii2 2weet iinnocent 2miile. 2o ii a2ked hiim what he diid. here'2 how that went.

Tavros: i JUST POUR SOME OF THE SINK WATER INTO THE POT EVERYTIME I FINISH WASHING MY DISHES,,, sHE’S REALLY PERKED UP,,,

Sollux: what about plant food?

Tavros: tHEY DON’T SELL THAT ANYWHERE NEARBY,,, mY PLANTS ARE FINE WITHOUT IT THOUGH,,,

Sollux: thii2 guy wa2 a plant necromancer. We called hiim the franken2teiin of plant2. hii2 hiive wa2 full of the thiing2. we u2ed to 2ay that you could give hiim a plant that wa2 dead for two week2 and iin a few day2, iit’d be like new.

Akari is way too used to this by now. Ingo doesn’t want to go anywhere near that mess, he’s got enough with his amnesia to struggle with the identity crisis of self that would cause 

here's the crow squad all together! it's wild that i've been a fan of the series for so long but never drawn all of them.

these are also available as stickers! check out the shop link in my pinned post

-Muriel-

Credit for all character art: kitkatkatee

This is the ship collection! If I didn’t include your OTP or one of your ships, you can always request! I hope you like these as much as I do!

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dear parents,

Please stop asking what I want to do in the future, I didnt expect to live this long and frankly I didn’t want to.

Scar in MCC ! SCAR IN MCC !!!!

he's dodging, he's weaving

can you believe this quote is from shark boy and lava girl? astounding.