Summertime Adventures In Lotus Pier.

Performance Evaluations

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From The Desk Of His Majesty’s Most Private Of Areas: A True And Accurate Evaluation Of Growth Opportunities For The Knights Of The Square Table, The Loyal Court of Ren the King, As Suggested By The HR Department

(Note to self: when did we acquire an HR department? Ask Bdubs.) {We have always had the Royal HR Department, your Majesty! It consists of your loyal servant Bdubs.}

Scar:

Title: h0tgUy! (Note: is this even a real rank?) {Your Royal Heraldry Department (Bdubs) has declared it a rank, your Majesty!}

Good Points:

Intense and disturbing masculine energy

Unhinged (on second thoughts, move this to Areas for Improvement)

Star power? Think I saw him in a movie once. Keeps being mentioned. {If your Royal Cinematography Department may come in with a point here, your Majesty, I think Scar made that movie up.}

Areas for Improvement:

Late

Unhinged (on third thoughts, move this back to Good Points)

Cub:

Title: Sir Cubalot (Note: cannot say this without Scar laughing, order investigation into reason)

Good Points:

Magic

Very magic

Shining purple eyes!

Magic awaits!

Areas for Improvement

{Your Majesty, we have yet to witness Sir Cubalot actually do any magic} – Note: Don’t be silly, Bdubs, magic takes time. Add to his file: brought cake.

Joe:

Title: Sir JoeHills of the Says (Note: work out what a ‘first name’ is, people have been commenting)

Good Points:

Strong supporter of our cutting-edge fiscal policy

A positive attitude towards responsibility

Folksy idioms show that I, Ren the King, have the Common Touch {A WONDERFUL common touch, your Majesty!}

Areas for Improvement:

Please teach him how doors work {Note: send to Training Department (Bdubs)}

Cleo:

Title: Lady Cleo (Note: this does seem to be a real title, congratulations to my impeccable heraldry talents)

Good Points:

Has assured me several times she is not working to depose me and I believe her

Intimidating aura

Intimidates the enemies of the Crown

Areas for Improvement:

Also slightly intimidates his Majesty the King

Refuses to wear very fashionable glasses

{Very hurtful about Bdubs’ Command and Conquer skills}

Bdubs:

Title: {Royal Secretary, Royal Treasurer, Royal Architect, Royal Laptop Owner, Royal Impulse Skull Manipulator, please see annex for other titles}

Outstanding loyalty is a shining example which no one else seems to be following

Positive mindset ditto

Is the only person around here who can work a computer, must get him to show me how {To be actioned by the IT Department (Bdubs)}

Areas for improvement:

Was at party {for excellent reasons I do not need to enquire about and I fully pardon him and am sorry I let Scar threaten him}

Playing computer games during official meetings {which I find to be a charming quirk that brings levity to official business, and for his great work I should give him a substantial raise}

This will now be proclaimed with speed and splendor to my knights of the square table. {Note: send to Communications Department(Bdubs)}. My knights: go forth with an accurate understanding of your opportunities for personal growth, and make your king proud.

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[email protected]: why am I on this mailing list? Bdubs, do you know what a ‘cc’ field is?

[email protected]: no, no, please continue

[email protected]: OH MY GOD YOU ARE ALL MAKING THIS SO HARD

watched this for the first time when i was 14 i think? it saved me

THE DRUNK ESCAPADES OF LAN HUAN Where in LXC, though a very loud and enthusiastic drunk strangely subdued at the sight of JC, his longtime crush. In this case he has selective memory. DONT K-WORD ME PLS, ITS A LAME ASS JOKE THAT THOUGHT OF IN THE SHOWER. I DREW THIS REALLY QUICKLY DUE TO UNFORESEEN EVENTS(i binged atla goddamit, I was distracted) Someone on twitter requested drunk LXC soo hahaha

(◡‿◡✿)

(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

“I want some proof that what I’m going through is real and it hurts and it’s not just a pathetic attention-seeking phase.”

YA Books About Witches/Wizards/Magic Schools and Magic Training featuring LGBTQ+ Characters

Carry On (Simon Snow series) In Other Lands Bluebell Hall The Witch Boy series Scholars and Sorcery series Wayward Children series Supermutant Magic Academy The Rules series Tally the Witch (Fatebane series) Sidekick Squad series A Hero at the End of the World Magical Girl Academy series The Lost Coast These Witches Don’t Burn/This Coven Won’t Break Brooklyn Brujas series Cemetery Boys Witch Eyes series The After Life Academy: Valkyrie series

 More on this goodreads list!

IT’S PRIDE MONTH MY DUUUUUUUDES!! ( or at least here lmao)

“a burning hill” by mitski

lmao i did this for the angst, but yeah fuck it, in my au bakugou slaps kirishima and drinks the poison anyway while glaring at kirishima and they get married. the end

rotoscope ☼ ☽