A Lil Comic About Illness.

Domestic bliss I know how bad you wanted it (x)

wolf school memes

“pass me the potion, möther”

“lambert is straight and homophobic” (preferably said while lambert is visibly kissing his bf)

using igni to heat up someone’s soup just enough to be too hot but not enough for them to suspect anything

“life is fake but my pecs are real”

drawn out fake arguments about who is wolf 1, wolf 2, etc, with increasingly concerning incidents being brought up as supporting evidence

“at least vesemir didn’t find me in a bog” when vesemir has never found anyone in a bog

“i think my feet got bigger after that one” referring to any mutation

Geralt’s Silky Soft Hair Ointment™

“let’s get your measurements first” in literally any context

It’s Not The Mutations, It’s Eskel’s Special Cabbage Soup

“did you oil up your chest, though”

drawing straws and shortest one needs to go outside at midnight pretending to howl at the moon and not be caught

feel free to add your own

parasitism

poem by @growrotten

You know what people don’t talk about often enough? Playing catch up in life after spending your teens or early 20s suicidally depressed. There’s so many more layers than just being able to say “I don’t want to die anymore.”

The difficulty in academia or a career after spending years thinking you wouldn’t be alive long enough for any of it to matter.

The exhaustion that comes from self awareness and self soothing, with the constant voice in your head saying “don’t go backwards.”

How lonely it is to watch the people your age starting families when you’re just barely learning what stable relationships are, and the sudden societal pressure of being “up against a clock” for these kinds of things.

The judgement from others if you change your image or interests this late in the game just because you finally figured out who you really are under the demons.

Be kind to those who are developing and blooming after years of not planning on being here long. We are living a life we absolutely didn’t think we’d have, and it’s hard enough without society reminding us there’s expectations of our age.

We didn’t get to be young; we were too busy fighting battles few know.

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Hisuian Zorua dying in the wilderness after being shunned and exiled by humans who were unjustly afraid of them and coming back out of malice…quite the familiar story, wouldn’t you agree, Commander?

passing down family recipe (is done verbally)

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Best silly CritRole hiatus conspiracy theories:

Sam is busy because he is, in fact, the baby alien on “The Masked Singer”

They need extra time to plan epic Halloween costumes

Ashley’s dice curse has reached levels that require professional exorcism of the bad vibes, and the only available dice exorcists were booked solid for a few weeks

Taliesin has gone into his once-per-century hibernation and cannot be disturbed for a few weeks