WOW, It Is A Bad Day To Have Hips!

buying stupid things that you would die to have as a kid really does heal something inside you

Okay so i listened to suggestions about Jayce being unhappy with the inflicting pain bit but being unable to say no!

want someone to kiss me on the mouth (love me openly) and love me like a sailor (always come home to me) and when they get a taste (get to know the real me) want them to tell me what’s my flavour (tell me who i am)

"you sound smart" that's because i've spent years doing academic writing to the point that it's my default cadence plus or minus the use of profanity as a tone indicator

"you sound stupid" that's because i'm dumb as fuck

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

anarchy :)

Fellas it’s that time of day again

I need to bother someone

life's gettin' boring

WHY IS PAINTING FUR SO ARGHDHGJFJ

reblog if you’re okay with people reaching out to you to say hello & have a chat, even if it’s just for a couple minutes :)

The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy

I tried to scroll past this. I really did