Better late than never... Anyway I have the excuse of not knowing you AND I only just saw your post AND I'm sending best wishes straight away ๐ So...
For She's a jolly good lady... ๐ค
You get the message ๐ Hope you DID HAVE A GOOD DAY and look after yourself XX
Hiding me as if I'm nothing to lose
Not a single post on my birthday
guess to you it's just another
Tuesday
Call me yours, or don't bother calling at all
(yay all the Pisces, boo turning one year older)
.... and ....
I've just been in front of the full length mirror in the bathroom, naked, crouching, bent forward from the waist, left hand on knee and right hand (thumb and two fingers if I'm being honest) holding my...' thing ' that I rub (๐ฅด๐โ๐ชฑโ ๐๐ฎโ๐จ) THEN ENJOYED A FEW MINUTES REALISING THAT MY OWN FACE INSTANTLY LOOKED THE SAME AS THIS FIT AS FUCK FEMALE WHO'S ACTUALLY LAUGHING AT THE TYPE'S OF LOSER LIKE THE ONE LOOKING BACK AT ME IN THE MIRROR... especially these..
THEN... NNN NNNN
... and my mum knocked on the door asking if I was alright in there. ' You're making some weird noises '
From my old blog
She's just noticed that the same place she noticed a bit of a bump on the front of your pants, is now a bit of a damp patch...
Amanda Holden
Same colour hair as well.
๐๐ซค... looks a bit like me as well... ๐ซข๐คซ
Reblog with which Princess you're coming as Girlies๐ฉท๐ฉท๐ฉท
Failed the first thing on my ' GOOD BOY EXAM ' ๐ฌ
Wonder what the penalty is for being a ' BAD BOY '?
๐ซฑโก๏ธ๐ ' whack ' ร A LOT? ๐ฌ
๐...
Good boy checkpoint ๐
Perfect is a VERY SUBJECTIVE WORD, entirely an OPINION ONLY when used by someone to describe appearances. ESPECIALLY (โผ๏ธ) when used for how another person's appearance should be thought of. I know it's impossible for some people to understand why others are so turned on about looks that don't do it for them... BUT.... COME ON...
...๐ง๐ค๐คค
Not perfect but 100% natural
Looks like a case of not being careful on whether to make sure no one can walk in on you and catch you in the middle of a very compromising activity that'll be impossible to explain away as anything else but..
๐ฅต๐โฌ๏ธ๐๐ตโ๐ซNNNN(๐ฑ!!)๐ฆNGHHHH...๐คค๐๐๐ญ
๐ฅต... (F๐ก๏ธ๐คฌKING BITCH) NNNNNNGHHHH ๐ง๐ค
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๐ฅด... female besties. Who'd have known I'd have so many. Who'd have thought I'd have so many regrets
But I cope.... ๐๐ช๐
Your female bestie, housemate ( and unrequited love AND hopefully secret crush ) has a problem with the stairs EVERY time she gets home as it's getting daylight, and EVERY time she shouts out until you've been woken up, struggled to get her uncooperative body upstairs and dumped on her bed, and never any word of thanks. Whilst you've been in YOUR bed all night thinking about her..๐๐ฎโ๐จ ๐ฅด But, ๐ฅต๐ณ๐ฅต๐ณ๐ฅต you don't complain ๐
I bet ....
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