His Fat Boy Swag Has Destroyed What Was Left Of My Body And My Mind

mrrow!! *paws at you* *paws at you* *paws at you* *paws at you* *paws at you* *bites you* *paws at you* *paws at you* *paws at you* *paws at you* *paws at you* *paws at you* *paws at you* *paws at you* *paws at you* *paws at you*

bouncing on his everything

when tumblr dies i'll live under your bed and you can say out loud what you would post and i will say LIKE or REBLOG it'll be just like we're still here

reblog if you have skilled writer friends and you're damn proud of them

i got bit by a snake! quick!! you have to jerk me off to get the poison out! and pinch my nipples a little, too. and call me good boy! yeah that’s the only antidote I looked it up on Internet Explorerrrrrrr

complaining about work

mmm oh I can't think about that or I'll die

have we tried sitting completely still in a dark room, my liege?