Who Wants To Have A Star Wars Marathon With Me?

In this moment I live for an Obi-Wan and Maul friendship.

Imagine them as Padawans, both quick to anger and learning how to control their more violent urges.

Imagine Maul as Mace Windu's Padawan and Obi-Wan was Qui-Gon Jinn's.

Imagine Obi-Wan being 3 years Maul's senior.

Imagine Maul's slight distrust of of Obi-Wan due to Qui-Gon's rocky relationship with the Jedi Code and Mace's steadfast belief in the rules.

Imagine the first time they sparred together.

Imagine them both tossing their lightsabers and resorting to fists.

Imagine them training and meditating with one another to control their anger.

Imagine them becoming friends.

Imagine them years later in the Clone Wars.

Imagine Maul being respectful towards everyone, including his enemies.

But still calling Obi-Wan "rat-boy."

Imagine them both as Jedi Masters.

Imagine Maul teasing Obi-Wan about Satine.

Imagine Obi-Wan trying to set Maul up with Ventress.

Imagine them sparring as adults.

Imagine them throwing away their lightsabers and resorting to fists.

Imagine Obi-Wan pulling on Maul's horns.

Imagine Maul wishing Obi-Wan still had long hair to pull back.

So, I'm rewatching The Clone Wars and.....it is much more depressing the second time around.

"You showed me something today. You're exactly the kind if men I need in the 501st." - Rex ("Rookies")

And then Thrawn teaches him traditional Chiss courting dances.

He’s trying to teach him how to dance

I looked up "Thrawn/reader" fics on AO3 and what do you mean there are only 252!!? Only 5,874 under "Thrawn." Have I been gaslighting myself into thinking he's more popular than he is? Like I know the Thrawn Fandom is niche but I didn't expect there to be a real possibility of running out of content.

Clean version under the cut

Hi Thrawn friends (and all spaceship nerds)!

Little reminder:

Port - left

Starboard - right

Zenith - up (away from planet)

Nadir - down (toward planet)

Bonus!

Prograde - west to east (spins in same direction as its orbit)

Retrograde - east to west (spins in opposite direction as its orbit)

Hope this helps someone!

How do you think Thrawn would be as a dad?

Hmmmmmmm... Good question.

He would be protective, it's a given. But I think he would have difficulty to show affection or to create a bound between him and his children. He loves them, obviously, he love them so much but he wouldn't know how to show it? Especially if they are younger kids.

Or rather he would show it in ways that are obvious to him, but not others. Like I wrote in this fic, he's definitively on the spectrum and what would be seen by a simple drawing session by his children is a deep mine of information for him. It is his way of showing that he deeply cares, that he loves, but it's not obvious for them.

They don't feel neglected, he's alway's around to help with everything and anything, they don't feel unloved, they just feel misenderstood? They craves kisses and hugs but it doesn't come naturally to him who is more reserved. He won't reject them if they come asking, he's happy to oblige, but it rarely comes from him either.

As they grow older they understand that they are so much way to love someone, and because their father didn't love as they wanted or expected doesn't mean he didn't love at all. He loved them by nurturing their artsy side, he loved them by teaching them everyday, he loved them by caring everyday.

He simply loved them.

Interesting point again: pussy eating, is Thurfian good at it ? Does he licks them like a champ ? Or is meh, or terrible or outright refuses to go down on you ?

I don't think it's his favorite. Like he can do it, especially when he reaches his older years he'll go down every once in a while, when he's younger it's probably a no go though. It's definitely a treat but nothing to write home about.

I've recently started getting really into DC but most of my knowledge comes from movies and TV shows. So I was wondering if someone could please help me figure out where to start with the Batman comics?

Actually I think it would be really funny if Thrawn makes contact with the CDEF and it’s fucking Roscu who ends up picking up the transmission. I just KNOW she would be like “You’ve gotta be fucking kidding me you ASSHOLE!! What are you DOING out here I will blast you into oblivion for trespassing in Chiss space fuck you fuck you” and Thrawn is just “I’m glad to see you haven’t changed I’m however Please help me I’m stranded and last I saw Ar’alani she wanted me to report in. I’m trying to find her.”