...I Found The “girl Falls Into Middle Earth” Fic I Wrote When I Was 11

steamspunk!

the concept of 'sperm whale' is so fucking funny. these prudish victorians found a gigantic, terrifying sea-beast, and, discovering it was full of a thick, oily substance, immediately went 'is this fucking Cum???' and started fueling everything with it. they thought their whole sexually repressed society was running on the monstrous cum harvested by deadly expeditions to the black, icy sea. what kind of immaculate neuroses they must have had.

Rodarte Fall 2023

we all have our own crosses to bear. for example. sometimes i enjoy a panic at the disco song

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These movies made me who I am

really, if we tried, we could make philomena cunk a tumblr sexywoman.

Mr krabs can I go home please

Sir

Just an aquarium date,nothing to see here…

chekov’s cat: if you see a cat, it will probably be relevant later.

schroedinger’s gun: there’s no way to know if a gun is loaded or not until you physically inspect and check it yourself, so it’s safest to assume all guns are loaded.