I'm Not A Socially Awkward Introvert. I'm A Socially Awkward Extrovert. I Am Perfectly Capable Of Carrying

I'm not a socially awkward introvert. I'm a socially awkward extrovert. I am perfectly capable of carrying a conversation, but I'll carry it like a seagull carries a french fry. Snatching it from your fingers and flying off faster than you can process, and then taking it somewhere weird.

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11 months ago

So I not only googled that story but then I got interested so I started googling a bunch of bands. They’re all extremely stupid stories.

Sum 41 is because they formed their band on the 41st day of summer. Paramore is a rearranging of one of the member’s mom’s maiden names. Green Day is when you spend a whole day smoking weed.

I’m now convinced that (at least all the 2000s bands) have stories that will simply make your life worse


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1 year ago
Barbie (2023) ✦ Dir. Greta Gerwig
Barbie (2023) ✦ Dir. Greta Gerwig
Barbie (2023) ✦ Dir. Greta Gerwig
Barbie (2023) ✦ Dir. Greta Gerwig
Barbie (2023) ✦ Dir. Greta Gerwig
Barbie (2023) ✦ Dir. Greta Gerwig
Barbie (2023) ✦ Dir. Greta Gerwig
Barbie (2023) ✦ Dir. Greta Gerwig
Barbie (2023) ✦ Dir. Greta Gerwig

Barbie (2023) ✦ Dir. Greta Gerwig

11 months ago

Your work with said coffee company and tuberculosis is one of the reasons I care so much about reducing healthcare barriers and am becoming a physician! Can’t think of a better reason to abandon YA novels

Imagining trying to explain to my 12-year-old self that John Green is your favorite non-fiction author and Hank Green is your favorite fiction author

1 year ago

we all know about "yes and" and "no but" in improv and ttrpgs, but I feel like Brennan has added a third option called "sorry what" just for playing with Emily (saying her words back to her when she tells him that a caterpillar was chasing a butterfly or that this note was left on the steps of the police house)

11 months ago

One week to Never Stop Blowing Up!


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2 years ago

i Love vaccines, autism, abortions, homosexuals, sex changes and crime

1 year ago

Can’t wait for the interactions with that Helio cleric teacher next episode. Kristen explaining that Sol officiated a gay wedding, explaining that her god is queer. The passive aggressiveness radiating off both of them. Hopefully we’ll get another “permanent disadvantage on insight checks” moment.

In a more real sense, if Kristen goes down (3 death save fails, not just unconscious), does Cassandra die? Bobby Dawn is supposed to bring them back up but it would be pretty easy for him to say he’s not able to do it. Even if he does bring her back, she was dead for a time and Cassandra had no followers left in the material plane. Fig and Fabian probably both have revivify though


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1 year ago

I had such high expectations for the finale and they were still all surpassed. The drama of Tula almost killing Jaysohn only for Viola to crit twice and completely wreck everyone. An absolutely insane last battle followed by an even crazier epilogue. Jaysohn deserves his airbud moment. I can’t wait for Lila to solve climate change. Thorn really was a prophet. I still need an update on the status of hats. What an amazing story the whole way through.


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5 months ago

And now it’s a rat

Why is the adult in the room a fucking cat?


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