A Summary Of My Grad School Orientation:
A summary of my grad school orientation:
I got lost in the woods
Weird almond sparkling water (it slapped)
Professors bullying historical figures
Professors damn near giving us panic attacks
Professors lamenting the state of the school
Professors bitching about admin for not giving us our budget 2 DAYS BEFORE SCHOOL STARTS
Lunch break
The new 3 stooges (me and 2 others)
3 of us getting covid for the first time this summer (surprise, it's the stooges)
Lunch communism
"Yo, the cane surprised me" "Yeah I have a gene mutation" "So will it get better?" "No" -cue awkward silence-
ONE OF US DROVE INTO A FIRETRUCK AT 60 MILES PER HOUR???
Nice conversations with professors
Everyone leaving except the GAs
Nearly freezing to death
Cool research projects!!!
Chugging almond water
Free school supplies!!
Getting lost in the woods again
Coming home to all the cabinets open because of Gilbert, my ghost
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One of my students referred to Zac Efron as "zaddy" and I feel like I should be entitled to financial compensation
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Interning in a highschool when your 18/19 is fun because
1. I get mistaken for a student alot and got yelled at by a teacher today until they saw my visitor badge
2. Kids are terrifying, last time I was here I saw a student smack the shit out of another student with a notebook
3. I know where 3 things are on this campus and I'm too afraid to ask where anything else is
4. I'm going to get beaten up by a child
everyone shut up theyre having a conference call
Defining yourself by your romantic relationships is so unhealthy like what if he dies sis what then
cake 🎂
based on this LOL
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Matt, 22, history graduate program, they/them. Nonbinary, physically disabled, and autistic. Why am I here
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