Dark: What Doesn't Kill Me Better Start Running, Because Now I'm Fucking Pissed.

Yellow: Engineer? Yeah, I'm enginEERING MY FUCKIN' LIMIT WITH THESE THREE!

Cop: What do you call disobeying the law?

Dark: A hobby.

Chosen: *stares pointedly at Dark*

Dark: That we do not engage in.

Chosen: You know, when I first met you I thought you were a real bitch.

Dark: What changed your mind?

Chosen: Oh, I still think you're a bitch. I've just grown to like that about you.

Dark: Here's a fun christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to fight whoever's under it.

Chosen: Dark no

Second: Mistlefoe!

Chosen: Please don't encourage him

Second, pointing out Dark's black clothes: Whose funeral is it? Dark, looking around the room: Hmm... Haven't decided yet.

Dark: It’s nice to be wanted, you know?

Chosen: Not by the law!

Chosen: Y’know, maybe things aren’t so bad. I’m here. I got the nice ocean breeze. Just alone with my thoughts.

Dark: Hey, Chosen.

Chosen: GODDAMNIT!

Green: You have an impressive pain tolerance.

Purple: Thanks, it’s the trauma.

Purple: I literally cannot believe I let you talk me into this.

Red: I literally said “I have an idea,” and you just went along with it without question.

Purple, sweating: Green, there’s something I need to ask you-

Green: Finally! You’re proposing!

Purple: How’d you know?

Green: Purple, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner.

Green: I even picked it up once.