I Have A Folder Called Time Is A Flat Circle In Which I Collect Evidence Of Humanity. Here Is Most Of

Penguin falls down resulting in best sound ever [x]

Please reblog if you have a good loving father! This is a dad positivity post! I want to see y'all appreciate your good good dads!

Reblog if you love Lex Luthor

✨ Please reblog the polls to make them reach out to as many people as possible, but KEEP IT SPOILER-FREE to make people listen to the music with an open mind 💖 Artists and titles will be revealed after the poll's conclusion, check the original post for an update! ✨

“Oh”

Bro was Weirded Out™

If I’m being honest. If I’m being very very real right now. I wanna announce that I have an addition to the category of men who would treat me so good:

look at him. He’s the sweetest gentlest mans in the history of earth. Long hair beard Kiefoo smoking a PIPE?! What the fuck!!!

And then he’s fictional? fuck you. I’m pretty sure it’s illegal to make me want him this much and then just not be real?

Look he’d be SO good for me. I’d have severe anxiety and just one look at that cute face would calm me right down.

Poet Young Guns Esque. Love that. He’s brave and loyal and kind of quick to judge but when he’s wrong he owns up to it. Perfect man.

just sign me up for whatever time period they’re in. I wanna universe travel to him and we could live so happily every afterly

My man!!!!!! >:(

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

roommates of tumblr, stop using metal utensils on your roommates nonstick pans and stop soaking their cast iron pans in soap thank you and god bless

Forbidden potato