Hey Sorry For Not Texting U Back Im Depressed

“I will not beg you for your time or try to convince you to choose me, the world is too big and I have too much to offer.”

— Unknown

Hercules background art by Natalie Franscioni (x)

how to save yourself lots of sadness and anxiety

step 1:

this is what I mean when I ask for dick pics

#a plot twist to the joke

Zootopia (2016) dir. Byron Howard, Rich Moore

I can’t believe I’m still not used to this body and I’ve been trapped in it for so long

arthur weasley looks in the mirror of erised

he sees himself. his reflection looks the same, but there is a knowing glint in his eye. he knows, arthur realises. he knows exactly the function of a rubber duck.

me: not today, satan 

satan: you’ve been canceling our plans for weeks now. if it’s something i said, please just tell me