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Chucklefuck

It’s so crazy how you can measure the shifts in culture based on which race Ariana is pretending to be

they wont let me in most buildings due to my witchlike appearance

Tom Musto ‘85

I wish I could be obsessed with like planes or something but instead I have to be weirdly obsessed with human sexuality (???) Why did you guys do this to me?? I am not an alien or a robot, by the way.

personally I wouldn't come within 5 feet of him, but he has the spirit

Fall Out OC (Paul) icon for @bastard-in-armor

can we make the good guys look cool and the evil fascists look ugly for once

how do merchants even know your goods are stolen anyways. like if i find a nice shiny amethyst on the ground its perfectly good to sell to whatever merchant will buy miscellaneous objects but if i just so happen to find the amethyst in some nords satchel they can tell i obtained it through nefarious ways ?? but if i kill the same nord and THEN take the amethyst from his inventory its totally not theft and okay to sell to merchants ??? are they pro crime or not

Maidens only desire the finest of knights. Like Guinevere, they lust after gallant Lancelot even when wed to the noble and kind Arthur. It's over, nay, it never began for us few who can not hope to rival their mythic Lancelot in physique nor fair face.

Today, I approached a fine lady on the road. She was clearly of noble lineage, or so it seemed by her clothing and soft features. I shared a few words with her and offered to allow her to ride my horse. Suddenly, her face twisted, and she objected, "Sir, I am all-ready promised to another."

Another! Who must this be, another Lancelot, no doubt! Tall and handsome with noble blood.

Once again, maidens have left me despondent. There is no romance for those of us whose faces are malformed like ogres. For they are as their nature wills it: wanton harlots in the presence of Lancelot, and barren virgins in the face of us virtuous yet physically cursed men.