American Psycho Is Highkey Just This

Thank goodness the devil made lettuce. Didn't think he had a green thumb like that.

“HES A WIFE BEATER DAN! USE THE GUN”

OHHHHHH HERBERT MY KING

Dr. Chase is the type of guy to have three nipples tbh. Y'know, I'm just saying, I wouldn't be surprised if he did.

I think Dr. House would be enby, partially just to spite norms. Like, they'd say it outright, but nobody would believe 'em because of the shit they already say on the daily basis.

Being aroace around valentine's day is so embarrassing... "Who are you buying those chocolates for?" Uhmm... me, ig?

Everytime Wilsons in scene im like omg its doctor comphet

Blah blah blah Schrödinger's transgender blah blah blah

Dr. Chase please kill my parents like you killed that dictator... Please please... C'mon, it's the right thing to do, Dr. Chase... please Dr. Chase...

House md au, and everything's the same except House actually has that autism diagnosis, and says "sensory overdose!" occasionally just to piss everyone off.