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It's so nice to get a reminder in 2023 that Bill Cipher was/is THE villain of all time. He's the worst thing that ever happened to a random town in Oregon. He's a triangle. His backstory is basically the novel "Flatland" from 1884 but with more arson. He projects his family issues onto a 12-year old girl and subsequently tries to murder her. He's a fan of Dr. Strangelove. He's questioning his sexual orientation. He was defeated by kittens, then tickles, then by a senior citizen in his underwear. He's utterly terrifying. He's pathetic and cringefail. He lies about being happy "for courtesy." He lies until he's not lying anymore. He refuses to grow up and mature. He once fell down a flight of stairs on purpose. No one will ever do it like he did
Bill is the coolest but like so awful. Like Iโd give him a wave and a compliment but Iโd scream in horror if he went towards me after that. Like Iโd go to the theater with him but I would not let him walk me home. Iโd let him give me makeup tips but I wouldnโt let him do the makeup in fear of a nail or eyelid going missing.
โ Euripides, Bacchae 506 (tr. Reginald Gibbons)
im a real boy!!! im made of skin and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and bone and human heart
From โForbidden Fruitโ 1921 - An American silent drama film directed by Cecil B. DeMille, and starring Agnes Ayers, Forrest Stanley & Clarence Burton.
Itโs me, Bill Cipher but a zillion times cooler and smarter cause Iโm in a girls bodyโRolling the dicesmiling from your closetskip and shatter as I cackleIโm so exhausted!!โHoney or Puppy21He/She
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