6 Hours; 2 Of Those Were Spent On This Hair

i am covered in a combination of my sweat and the sweat of the band i just saw that they actively flicked to into the crowd. 10/10 the closest thing to a religious experience ill ever have

watched the fly (1986) last night (twas great) and did some sketches, DAMN jeff goldblum is pretty holy shit

@leathercircuits you are the realest motherfucker of them all

alt-right people love talking about being red-pilled as if the matrix wasn't every 4rd grader's bisexual awakening. like okay sure, if you're sooooo red-pilled why dont you want to make out with neo & trinity at the same time, like a real awakened red-pilled truth knower?

whenever i mention licking batteries i am met with either "wtf dont lick batteries" or "yeah same who hasnt" so i would like to know what the people of tumblr think

ALSO PLEASE DO NOT PUT BATTERIES IN YOUR MOUTH!!!! licking one end of a battery is pretty safe but putting both ends in is a BAD idea for multiple reasons. i am also just some fucking guy so honestly dont even trust me saying that licking them is safe.

the radio says "you make my dreams come true", my headphones say "i am god's mistake" karina of drawfee says "every time we kiss i swear i could fly"

listening to a art youtube video out loud and sad country music on my headphones and upbeat pop music on the radio all at once and also writing this tumblr post

it's miku day!!!! here's a bacterial contamination miku fanart, i <3 this song

dont know why im so high rn but i do know that i LOVE tears for fears. holy shit they’re so good. fuck man you’re right it is a very very mad world.

quicksand is an omnipresent threat

"you need this app to get more data"

" you have to update to a newer ios for this app"

"you can't download any ios other than the newest one that will fuck up your oldish phone"

"you don't have the storage for this update, buy more icloud storage to make it work"

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i hope one day your monopoly falls and you are crushed under its weight. you have already met your doom, it is in your mirror laughing like a wealthy man who doesn't know the meaning of hubris.

Southern Cassowary (Casuarius casuarius), EAT A TASTY FRUIT!!!, family Casuariidae, order Casuariiformes, northern QLD, Australia

Cassowary Plum (Cerbera floribunda), family Apocynaceae.

Cassowaries are the only seed disperser for this toxic fruit.

Photograph by Kelvin Davies & Ethan Mann Save the Daintree Rainforest