I Want To Be A Vampire So Bad. It Would Open Up A Whole New World Of Procrastination. Puts Off Finishing

i want to be a vampire so bad. it would open up a whole new world of procrastination. puts off finishing a novel for 100 years. i don’t do the dishes for 20. oh wait i don’t have dishes because i suck blood. another fucking win

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my blorbo i love these idiots

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day 12! I am still surprised I am able to keep up - domesticity

Prompt list by @killvampz

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they're married . real

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Thankyou! Happy Halloween 🍭🍬

Leaving out candy for my followers. Take two only!