Happy Birthday Mod

Honestly idk how to draw you but here you go!

I look great in this artistic rendition of me. I will put it on wall next to Jane's many portraits!

have you and jane thought of any baby names yet?

Da. We already have 2 adopted children, but one of our own we've decided on the name Liberty.

[stares at you with eyes as wide as dinner plates]

-@trashcollectinggremlin

If you so much as touch me I'll break your arm.

Yes, Jane's blog seems to attract orphans. The two adoptive children take care of themselves, and even though Misha does not like Jane, he is very excited to be uncle!

have you and jane thought of any baby names yet?

Da. We already have 2 adopted children, but one of our own we've decided on the name Liberty.

Hey Zhanna!

Behold, my dog.

I’m getting stronger so I can fight you

My God! That is a absolutely gorgeous dog you have, Tumblr user Gravitytrips! And likely a powerful one!

how are the raccoons doing?

Wonderfully! They are competent soldiers!

Happy birthday mod! 🎉🎉🎉🎉

Thank you! I'm a major now (as in I'm 18, idk why minors r called minors but adults aren't called majors)

HELLO ZHANNA! I HAVE COME ON JANE’S BEHALF TO DELIVER PRESENTS TO YOU FOR NO APPARENT REASON!!!

🍞🪣🇺🇸🍺

🦝🦅

HAVE A NICE DAY!

-Blu soldier

Hm. Gifts are nice, but you can not make me trust you! You are Blu scum! I will name the raccoon, lieutenant scratch, and eagle, junior.

If you weren't in a relationship with Soldier and you had to marry one of the other mercs, who would it be?

This question bewilders me, but I will answer. I find demoman quite fun company. Jane has invited me to go drinking with them and he lasted more than 5 seconds against me in an arm wrestle.

Tell soldier when you wake up that I will send you guys some bread because yes and America 🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇲🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅🦅🇺🇲🦅🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫

Thank you. Jane told me about time he mutated bread into a large beast. I hope to also experience these shenanigans once I join the team.