Any Derivative Of “adventure”, “quest”, “mission”, And/or “job”.

your poor little meow meow fucking bit me

Poor tabaxi, looking like derps.

The 3 important B’s

“You’re too old for that.”

Is really a shitty concept. You’re too old for everything. Cartoons, sleepovers, candy, etc. Basically, you’re too old for fun. You shouldn’t be too old for fun ever in your life. If you want to watch cartoons, do it! If you want to have sleepovers, do it! 

Hozier - The Humours of Whiskey (Traditional, a cappella)

Of course Percy’s been in love with her for “ages and ages” and pushing it down because no way is he ever dragging her through his mess.

Of course Vex fell in love with the man who gave her arrows and gave her his money and gave her a title and just kept on giving until he’d given her his heart.

This. This is a ship done right.

A pint sized, hyperactive assassin with a penchant for poison, adoption, and sharp objects.

describe your dnd characters in the worst way possible

I’d like to introduce everyone to my new theme song

And we were almost eaten by a Winnebago!

Our mage [It was a wendigo.] (via outofcontextdnd)