Bxbiik - Kirby

the hardest part of the job is breaking the news that lactose intolerance is more permanent than death

if my doctors name was house i would wanna know his first name before he does any surgery on me. what if its haunted

never fear, o commenter, i feel the exact same way.

so glitchx...

: <- a bite mark

"If tampons should be free, then so should my diabetes meds."

Yes? Yes they should be? Your life-saving medication that you need in order to live for a condition you were born with should be given to you at no cost?

as soon as i discovered that adding the seasonings from my safe foods into other foods makes them more tolerable i ascended.

would this work for everyone? prolly not.

would i reccomend adding dill to spaghetti to just anyone? also no.

but i'm eating!! and i've got a meal reminiscent of pickles that doesn't taste like straight vinegar!!

! You can make any male character significantly hotter by giving them excessive piercings.

Me reaching what looks suspiciously to be the end of my rope: oobh i got plany off rope