Bro… 😭

I never thought of this but I love it

When the school calls you and tells you your adoptive son overthrew the principal.

Thranduil with a forgetful Significant Other

- If his SO is forgetful Thranduil will try to help in any way he can

- He will always either leave a note for you in the morning if he is busy and cannot join you for breakfast or he himself will list off things you might have forgotten over breakfast.

- Other times he’ll hint at something you have forgotten in a conversation

- “Mellon nin Lord Elrond responded to our letter he is to arrive in a few weeks time.”

- This usually sparks your memory such as remembering to start working on trade treaties for when Lord Elrond arrives

- If you misplace something and can’t seem to remember where you put it he’ll have the maids find it and put it back ‘where you left it’ so you don’t feel bad

- If you get angry at yourself for being forgetful Thranduil will reassure you everyone forgets sometimes, if that’s not enough he’ll make his letters or comments a little more specific so you have a more put together schedule

- He also does his best to be discreet about the forgetfulness so that others in the castle don’t begin to spread rumors

- Lots of times he’ll also mention times he forgot things like when he was a young prince he misplaced his crown

- If you write lists on your arm he’ll understand the practicality behind us but still doesn’t like it, he doesn’t like how it marks your body and how much more irked you get if you forget something that was on the list on your arm

- All in all if nothing else works Thranduil will give you so much affection that often times you forget about your anger towards your forgetfulness

- “Do not fret Mellon nin, it must not have been worth remembering… Unlike me”

Not Gonna lie just made this because I’m forgetful and have been having trouble with forgetting.

Might use these as prompts

Responses to “I love you”

Do you now?

Hah, I almost bought it.

You can be really convincing sometimes.

You won't fool me.

That's low. Even for you.

You deserve better than me.

Love is a lie. And I hate liars.

Don't lie to my face like that.

And would you love me if she didn't reject you?

I had it with your lies.

Shut up!

I don't want to hear it.

You almost got me there.

I've had enough of your lies.

I hate liars.

You lie pretty good, I'll give you that.

I don't want your love!

Don't you see I'm trying to move on?!

Go back to your wife. She's waiting for you.

You love me? Hah, that's good.

That's ridicoulus.

Then why did you kiss her?

No, I wonn't be the other woman.

You love me? That's rich.

You have no idea what love is.

No, I won't be the one to wreck your family.

If you say so.

Then why did you leave me?

Why didn't you say it earlier?

Agreed

Sounds right to me will

There are two types of people who have complete immunity when it comes to Hannibal's "eat the rude" ideology.

One is Will Graham.

The other is pregnant individuals.

So I like to think Will learns about the second category on a random day.

Will: So, the woman from the cash register was quite rude, wasn't she?

Hannibal: Very.

Will: What's to be done about it?

Hannibal: Nothing.

Will: She called you an asshole.

Hannibal: you often do too, Will. And I'm not eating you for that

Will: I say it lovingly. Besides, I have immunity, you like me when I'm rude.

Hannibal: That's right, you and the pregnant individuals have immunity.

Will: Was she pregnant?

Hannibal: Mhm.

Will: Oh. So that's your limit. Me and the mommies.

Hannibal: Will please-

Will: shouldn't they be like kinder eggs for you-

Hannibal: Get out of the car

Why do people find Sauron attractive ;-;

Original post said does but give me a break it was late

the white hand of Saruman except stamped on both my ass cheeks

Hello, could you write something about Thranduil if you would like? About how I take care of an elf who was cut short as a punishment and her hair was cut very short, even though she was innocent. This is a trauma for her, because for elves, and especially for elven women, hair is something very important. Of course, if you feel like it.

So I’m a bit confused are you talking about writing a one shot where Thranduil helps an elf recover from emotional abuse? And help her gain back confidence despite some important aspects suck as hair that she is lacking? If so it sounds interesting and I will consider it since I’ve been thinking about doing a one shot like that lately. Although I do have exams coming up so it might take me a bit.

Me and a friend are settling something…

Cedric

Or

Norrington

Fortune cookie better work

Reblog the writers’ fortune cookie for luck!