Callmesquidplease - Call Me Squid (please)

binging dunmeshi fucked me up i keep reading every single comic right to left now. I could open the newspaper cartoons and start reading them right to left and not even notice at first

First encounter

Bill Braun creates paintings that look like construction paper!

hey mob let me show you something cool. Boop. Bup

It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

“are you a girl or a boy” i’m an otherwordly entity attempting to pass as human please leave before you blow my cover

Not Karl..

For art requests can you do TeruMob?

Might’ve went a little crazy

So I spent 3 weeks knitting this monstrosity

Edit: Body was knitted but the wings were crocheted, making this thing a chimera also in some fiber artsy way or something something