they should invent guns that don't kiss your forehead and tell you everything will be alright
drinking monster when your mom bans you from it is like doing drugs
thank youuuu
FAT AND CHUBBY PEOPLE PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WEAR MICRO SHORTS!!!! BE CUNTY BE CONFIDENT!!!! DONT TAKE SHIT FROM ANYONE!!!!
from "that evil twink will pay" to "that evil twink payed."
life really is good
piece of wisdom for yall
@redroomtragedies @wisequeengarden @witchh09 @miriansann @metothemax @vampiricbisexuality
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A friend threatened me to repost so I will!
Basically, there r tons of fake asses on tumblr who just want comments and followers, so someone started this to see who's actually a good friend. Everyone I tag better repost (and tag other people and preferably threaten them in a creative way as well) bc I'm high on caffeine and newfound lesbianism and will resort to violence.
@ey-theys-was-coronas
@fangirlhehe
I would tag more people but they're the only ones I've really interacted with-
the way i had a crippling obsession with billie eilish at the age of 10 and STILL didn't realize i was gay is insane
YES. just yes.
just realized how el progressively becomes more and more feminine as the seasons progress. s1 she's literally mistaken several times for a boy. s2 her style and especially her hair is very androgynous (I LOVED her look in the last few eps with the slicked back hair and eyeshadow). s3 she's less so but still not dressing particularly feminine; gender-neutral button down shirts, jeans, dark colours. then in s4 she has her long hair, wears a dress (while pretending for mike might I add), and in the final scenes of vol 2 she's wearing all white and pink. interesting how much it coincides with her and mike growing apart.
why is he serving luigi mangione here?
yes ma'am, yes i do, you're welcome
when you say something and realize how much of a bitch you are, call that post cunt clarity
real shit
“only 4 more weeks until summer! you can do it!” IM SO TIRED. I DONT WANT TO BE IN THIS PRISON ANYMORE!!!! I WANT SUMMER. I WANT ALCOHOL. I WANT TO SNEAK OUT. I WANT TO PARTY. I WANT TO GO SWIMMING. I WANT TO MAKEOUT WITH SOMEONE!!!!!
retired from lover girl, new career in being a hoe
its me omg
finding old poetry you forgot about is like finding a hidden treasure