Daily Reminder That He

If you make a verbal agreement with someone, send them a follow-up text, email, letter, fax, telegram, carrier pigeon message… literally anything that you can have a duplicate of for the record so they can’t “accidentally forget” later on.

if my man doesn't giggle and twirl his hair i dont want him

bitches be like "fiction doesn't impact reality 🥺🥺" my guy you're the one jerking off to the porn, it's clearly impacting something

paula cracker jumpscare ft. my grandpas bathroom mirrors

u better like this bc i'm not showing my face again after this

[ID: an adolescent with red sunglasses dressing up as paula cracker from gorillaz, they are taking pictures of themselves through various mirrors and poses, END ID]

if you use the term "calarts style" in this day and age i am legally allowed to steal something from your house

She's so meow meow <3

(Proshippers, terfs, and other bitches get out)

i think humanity wouldve been a lot more better off if we stuck with the mid century modern style of interior design, cartoons, and architecture

I don't know who needs to hear this but Jack Black supports Autism Speaks

i was about to say "why would Gorillaz partner with an alcohol brand don't they know all their fans are 14" but that simply isn't true anymore theyre all at least 18 or 20 now so 🗿 uhh good on them i guess

heres a wip plz dont reblog or anything plz