Persimmon 🧡

FLY HIGH BOYSSS

My favorite piece of tumblr linguistics to ever come out of this site is “the horrors”. It’s delightfully evocative and also gives absolutely no information about what I’m talking about. “Sorry I can’t go out today I’m facing the horrors” am I talking about the encroaching dread and existential despair of our dystopian world? am I talking about the fact that I have to wash dishes? No one knows. It’s all horrors.

Everyone shut up. Akk’s blablabla I the only thing that i godamn care about.

please be nice to me, i'm in my twenties. do you know what that does to a person

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Was Dan fucking with us when he said he thought microwave was an onomatopoeia? like in that really old Dan and Phil video. This is all I can think about this morning.

Microwave isn’t a fucking sound Daniel. You’re so smart, were you kidding?

I have like three chapters left of tgcf and. What if i killed myself

oh no the horrors-

wait hang on. it’s past 9 pm. false alarm, i cannot trust the horrors

"Coming to you live from the banks of the river Styx, we have received reports that Princess Diana has received special permission from heaven for an excursion and --yes there she is now-- she appears to be waiting on the dock before the ferry, and holding what looks to be a baseball bat in her hands."