My Three Girlfriends. And Yes, They Smoke Weed.

reblog to preen and care for prev’s wings

imagine how good it must feel to press a gun to your temple after a bad day and just hold it there with your eyes closed for a few minutes before sighing and putting it away

what if you matched my freak AND my loving heart huh

"Alterhumanity cannot be physical-"

*LOUDEST INCORRECT BUZZER KNOWN TO MAN(and creature)KIND + CROWD BOOING*

lately ive been bedridden with a terrible case of i dont wanna

You: See you in court.

John Doe: OMG do i get to see you? 😍😍😍

hunting u down btw

thank you osha thank you shift limits thank you mandatory breaks thank you overtime pay thank you labour laws thank you workers rights thank you unions thank you protesters thank you advocates thank you workers!!!!!!!

my friends jerk off to more avant-garde concepts than your friends do