The Funniest Meltdown Ive Ever Had Was In College When I Got So Overstimulated That I Went Nonverbal,

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i went nonverbal, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

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cordership

1 year ago

Oh, neat. The new Um, Actually episode has two Grant O’Briens.

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cordership

1 year ago

All my homies Shitter and Quiff.

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cordership

2 months ago

Gorgug: TEEN-AGE-ers.

Telemaine Lomenelda:

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cordership

1 year ago

We might just have to “There is no live action adaptation of ATLA.” the entirety of K2’s whole deal. Nothing against K2. She’s a great bit. I just think it would also be a great bit to be like:

“How again did the bad kids get the Hangman through the giant Nightmare King Storm to return to Elmville in time to stop Porter’s ascension?”

“I think it was the gold tornado.”

“Yep, definitely the gold tornado and nothing else.”

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cordership

3 months ago

Holy Fuck.

Plane landed.

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cordership

10 months ago

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cordership

1 year ago

I simply must immortalize this text conversation I had with my friend here:

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cordership

1 year ago

Wait.

There’s no way…

Holy Shit.

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cordership

10 months ago

dropout, please make one of those overly specific shirts that's like, "Don't mess with me!!! I'm a SIDEWINDER 👏👏🐍. I'm part of a gymnastic/martial arts gym. I can backflip at 15 miles per hour. I only train at night. We're all 30, today! That's how we started the gym! I want more adrenanoxinil plutonium sulfate to do 20-foot standing vertical leaps. We put it in our Gatorade, but we're running out. I'm gym buddies with a "30-year-old" professor named Clete Gunshoot who backflips in a labcoat. I work in a hotel gift shop selling $4 hotel t-shirts, but my heart isn't in it. My name is Reggie. I guess I'm a criminal now."

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cordership

1 year ago

*explodes into a shower of gore and when the red mist clears i'm completely fine but wearing a different outfit*

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pretty sure this happened in kill la kill

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