I Will Never Be Against Piracy Ever But I Also Need Physical Media To Remain

Unless said detective is the literal devil in which him questioning you leads to you undoubtedly confessing for no god given reason that you can comprehend. Good luck

Here's a legal PSA:

If you've committed a crime and a detective gathers everyone involved in the room, especially if he's not actually a detective and is instead a novelist, puzzle-setter, psychic, fake psychic, dog, chess grandmaster, etc. ...

YOU SHOULD NOT CONFESS.

Every year, hundreds of people are put away by non-traditional "detectives" who have either inserted themselves into the case or are working with the police in a dubiously legal capacity as advisor. In 99% of these cases, the murderer gives a full confession even though the evidence against them is circumstantial at best and often requires a long just-so story which can only guess at motive.

If this happens to you, stay quiet, do not attempt to defend yourself or talk your way out of it, only say "I want a lawyer".

Now if you find yourself being investigated by a boy genius, magician's assistant, anthropologist, classics scholar, or philosopher, it's likely that refusing to talk to the police (or investigator with no legal authority) is merely the end of the second act, and by the end of the third act they will have you dead to rights.

YOU SHOULD STILL NOT CONFESS.

Make them take it to court. Force the eccentric detective and his straight-laced police partner to take the stand and explain their methods to a jury of your peers. Have your lawyer look at the chain of custody on the evidence, especially if you believe it to have been handled by someone who has only bumbled into detective work through their natural charm and/or unique set of skills and outsider perspective that come in handy more often than they should.

Know your rights. Don't let eccentric detectives put you away.

i hate it when i cant even write a poem about something because its too obvious. like in the airbnb i was at i guess it used to be a kids room cause you could see the imprint of one little glow in the dark star that had been missed and painted over in landlord white. like that's a poem already what's the point

Hanging with 6 year olds is REALLY funny

its such a shame to me that when people hear the word "podcast" they immediately think of Joe Rogan or like 5 white men sitting in a circle talking about movies. thats not a real podcast. they dont even have gay people killing god! any true podcast is legaly mandated to have gay people kill god.

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Everyone's talking about their Helluva Boss theories for next season and I have thoughts!

What if there's a time jump? Flash forward even a handful of years, and we learn from flashbacks about MnM baby. Either suddenly they have a kid (or more) or... they don't and we just see the aftermath, the changes that loss put them through.

We could see Stolitz happy-ish? Still not quite right without Via, maybe they're still fighting for a way to reach her, or they've mourned in a way and Stolas has resigned to not seeing her anytime soon and Blitz or Loona are the ones still fighting to get her back.

Today at work we were unpacking a big box, and I looked at the box and thought, huh. That box looks much smaller than me sitting on the ground, but I bet if I really scrunched down I could fit most of my body inside the box. And I had one leg fully in the box before I realized:

I am not a cat

I am work

I am wearing a nice suit and might need to appear in court later

HERE THEY ARE! Tattoos that stare back 👁️👁️

This was super fun, I’ve wanted to design more tattoos since I designed my first ones for myself. So if there’s massive interest in these designs I’ll happily make more sheets. Just reblog with what you want to see next and I’ll see what’s popular <3

❗️Tattoo Passes are available on my Ko-fi if you are interested in getting one of my designs tattooed as well as sticker versions of these designs available in my Redbubble❗️

Great news everyone. There was a kitten wandering in the drive thru at work and my inner warrior cats kid tried to be a hero and capture him.

I have now suffered multiple puncture wounds and have to go to the emergency room.