Person A: *buys Person B warm fuzzy pajamas for Christmas*
Person B: *buys Person A an actual piece of coal for Christmas*
I have never seen anything more truthful than this
Shippers fighting over big/popular ships in fandom:
Crossover/Rare Pair shippers:
@bakerstreetviolin *whistles into the depths* Do you have cannibals here?
Person C: “What are you getting Person B for Christmas?”
Person A: “Well I was thinking of getting a nice-”
Person B: *walks in*
Person A: “GET OUT!”
Person B: *is confused* “Why?”
Person C: “Christmas, dude...Christmas.”
Let's just take a moment...and appreciate...this beauty...Eddie Redmayne...
listen I didn’t come here to ship it lightly ok I came here for it to consume my soul
you: *likes my post*
me: !! :D
you: *reblogs my post*
me: !!!!!!!! :DDD !!!! 💛💛🎉
you: *reblogs my post with nice tags and/or comments*
me: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 💛⭐️🎉🎉 !!!!!!! :DDD !!⭐️💛💛💛 !! :D 💛💛💛💛💛🎉🎉
Person A: “I wish it would freaking snow! It hasn’t properly snowed in a long ass time!”
Person B: “Are you kidding me? It snowed literally a week ago.”
Person A: *laying in bed singing* “You’re a monster, Mr. Grinch. Your heart’s an empty hole...”
Person B: *offended* “I am not a Grinch!!! And I do have a heart...”
Person A: “Really? Where?”
Person B: “Right here” *sticks finger right in the middle of Person A’s chest*
Person A: *fell asleep on Person B*
Person B: *whispering* “Aww so cute!”
Person B: *blasts Christmas music in Person A’s ear*
“A man can’t be raped or abused by a woman-”
“Men are physically stronger than women so they can take abuse-”
“I bet he enjoyed it-“
“Male rape is less common so it doesn’t matter-”
“You’re not a true feminist if you address male problems too-“
“They’re men. They’ll get over it-“
Hullo!! My Name is Mac! I'm a total nerd and honestly I read waaaaaay too much. I'm honestly crazy, not gonna lie. I'm a girl in the USA and I love life! *throws sparkles* I am completely and utterly obsessed with Shadowhunters and Skam and Marvel and soooooooo many other things...it's a serious issue
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