Person A is a rich person that can buy anything they could ever want. Person B wants to get Person A something, but doesn’t know what to get the one who can have everything. Person B eventually comes up with a plan. On Christmas Day, Person A has to go in for a half day of work, purely to check some papers. On his desk is an envelope with Person A’s name on it. Person A reads the letter, which was written by Person B. It entailed how Person B felt about person, with the snarky remark of “You’re so rude, being too rich to get you something, but I love you just the same.”
Person A: *fell asleep on Person B*
Person B: *whispering* “Aww so cute!”
Person B: *blasts Christmas music in Person A’s ear*
Person A: *singing Christmas songs*
Person B: “Thanksgiving was yesterday!”
Person A: “I should’ve started ages ago, but nooooo Halloween isn’t close enought to Christmas!”
“A man can’t be raped or abused by a woman-”
“Men are physically stronger than women so they can take abuse-”
“I bet he enjoyed it-“
“Male rape is less common so it doesn’t matter-”
“You’re not a true feminist if you address male problems too-“
“They’re men. They’ll get over it-“
I swear to God every time I hear Look What You Made Me Do on the radio the only thing I can think of is Magnus and Alec singing the verses while Camille sings the chorus and bridge.
Tell me I’m wrong
Please
So… Did you take my advice about Magnus?
Person A: “Why are you such a Scrooge?”
Person B: “I’m not a Scrooge! I happen to love...winter.”
Person A: “Is that because you have a cold, dead heart?”
Person B: *rolls eyes* “If I have a cold, dead heart, why do I love you?”
Person A: “Because I’m the light of your world!”
Person A: *laying in bed singing* “You’re a monster, Mr. Grinch. Your heart’s an empty hole...”
Person B: *offended* “I am not a Grinch!!! And I do have a heart...”
Person A: “Really? Where?”
Person B: “Right here” *sticks finger right in the middle of Person A’s chest*
This would be my attempt at drawing Gabe's box that Robin stole from Crowley. @theassimilationtrials
Person A: *is cooking Christmas dinner*
Person B: *enters kitchen*
Person A: “Get a snack and get out. You have this habit of ruining food, and I won’t let this one go to trash.”
Let's just take a moment...and appreciate...this beauty...Eddie Redmayne...
Hullo!! My Name is Mac! I'm a total nerd and honestly I read waaaaaay too much. I'm honestly crazy, not gonna lie. I'm a girl in the USA and I love life! *throws sparkles* I am completely and utterly obsessed with Shadowhunters and Skam and Marvel and soooooooo many other things...it's a serious issue
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