Verily, Man, This Wizard Peace Is Splendid. I Just Saw A Guy Clap His Hands Together And Say "spirits

Verily, man, this wizard peace is splendid. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "spirits o' field and vineyard" or something along those lines, and every one around him was showered in fresh-baked pastries and loaves, had their cups fill with aged wine, and then were soothed by a warm summer breeze. The minstrels didn't even sing his praises, that's what a joyous time this is. And here I've just been casting calming dew and level 2 aura of cheer. I think I just heard "power word: dessert" two groups over. I gotta get over there.

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8 months ago

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!

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‎ ‎‎ ‎‎a bug ↘

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8 months ago

Stringer vs Juggernaut

Stringer Vs Juggernaut
Stringer Vs Juggernaut

Juggernaut was deep in debt with no money to pay it off. Unexpectedly he received a package with an indestructible suit of power armor inside. At first, he thought it must have come to the wrong address and he could sell the suit for the money he needed. Although... it wouldn't hurt to try it on, would it? It didn't hurt, in fact, it felt powerful. A thought wormed its way into his mind. "Don't get rid of the armor," it whispered. "You need it." "I need money more"

"I can get you money. With me, you can take all the money you'll ever need"

The armor won out and that very same day Juggernaut committed a small theft. It wasn't enough. It wasn't long before he got bolder with his crimes. Within a few short days, things had escalated out of hand. The armor was truly impenetrable and the normal police force had no chance against him.

The Hero Factory eventually sent Stringer to solve the problem. At first, none of Stringer's weapons had any effect on him and Juggernaut had become arrogant believing himself invincible. Stringer switched to his sonic cannon. He just... had to find... the right... frequency!

Stringer Vs Juggernaut

I just wanted some money...


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8 months ago

What if instead of the theraprism the axolotl put bill on the infinity train


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6 months ago

why yes, I did ingest micro plastics as a child (legos)


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2 months ago

Ok ive only seen the first episode so far but

Zane doesn’t have taste buds???????

Has he just been formulaically cooking really well this whole time???


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6 months ago

Cattle guard? What are they guarding?


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2 months ago

I cant say im not a little disappointed that rox is just normal under her mask


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2 months ago
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