Why Not

I would never had guessed that

Game loading screen hints be like

Working in retail is so interesting sometimes. Yesterday a woman came in to tell me the desk fan she'd bought only worked when it was plugged in. Didn't even ask for a refund, just wanted me to know how strange she found this to be

Owatonna

Reblog if you live in Minnesota,

I’m pretty sure there is only like 5 people in Minnesota that have a tumblr .-.

The smarter and weirder she is the more brains you have to fuck out.

Feeling insatiately horny tonight... I need a pretty little slut to be my personal pornstar... To do as they're told and show off for me like the good girl they are... DM me a pic If you're feeling like you want to play for Daddy ;)

Kind of hard to believe that this franchise is now fifteen years old.

Ratchet and Clank is of the most charming and fun franchises I’ve ever had the pleasure of playing…and becoming obsessed with XD

Here’s to a good one, guys!

love it when he finally reaches between your legs after you've been teasing him and he's surprised by how wet you are. gasps as soon as his fingertips are covered, slick webbing between them and glistening across his skin. he gasps, surprised. does he really have that effect on you? he has you practically dripping down your thighs?

Heavy eye contact while I'm rubbing your pussy and calling you princess