If You Wanted Me To Stop Then Why Did You Cum All Over My Cock Babygirl

cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them

cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.

cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,

it’s hot as fuck when someone isn’t afraid to show how much they want you

Gonna cum over and over in your pussy, not just because it feels good, but so you know whose it is.

Girls who send you nudes and dirty messages while you’re in work are both a blessing and a fucking curse.