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AHH BABY DRACO 🥺🥺

me reading smut, not being able to decipher what position they're in because it wasn't stated clear enough for my tiny brain

me after opening tumblr to those spam porn bots posts when all i wanted to do was read a silly ass fanfic:

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In case someone doesn't know how to make a "keep reading" on mobile:

I've seen some nerve-racking 10k fics that don't have the cut and in their worst, they're also full of media like "this is a picture of what you're wearing, this is the view you're seeing from your hotel room, here's a gif how x looks at you in this scene" = Tumblr app struggles to load that wall of text and media and then Tumblr app crashes and when asked to put the cut, people are like "I'm on mobile and can't put the cut" so here's a little tutorial video for you guys.

I know this is a problem with all characters but tagging some popular ones to gain exposure for this post.

A-Z NSFW Alphabet - Isaac Lahey

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

He’s very big on making sure he didn’t hurt you during sex, he checks your body for bruises, scratches, even bites. He will praise you and your body while he does this.


B = Body part (Their favourite body part of

theirs and also their partner’s)

Isaac loves your hips. He loves the way he is large hands wrap around them, he loves the way they move, just loves them. Any chance he gets his hands are on your hips. Personally he takes pride in his arms.


C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

He loves to cum on your stomach. He loves watching it run down and loves that you can watch too.


D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He likes recording you guys having sex for later. He likes to see what made you moan and squirm the most, or if he did anything wrong(this rarely ever happens if even). He also may save it for that time once in a blue moon he is forced to masturbate, porn just doesn’t do it for him every since he started having sex with you.


E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Has almost no experience before he meets you, but still knows the basics of everything. He’s unsure of a few things and you need to help but other than that he knows how to pleasure you.


F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

HE LOVES WHEN YOU RIDE HIM!!!!!!! He holds onto your hips guiding you, watching you bounce, your body on full display for him.


G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

He likes to crack a joke or two. They’ll be times you’re in the middle of sex then you will make eye contact and just burst out laughing.


H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

His pubes are pretty curly and that bothers him so he keeps it cleaned up down there.


I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

Sex is very intimate to him so even known he has a high sex drive he still wants every time to be perfect and romantic as possible.


J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

Ever since your first time together his hand just doesn’t cut it for him much anyone. He’ll do it if he has to but tries his best to get you.


K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Praise kink. He loves praising your body and you, he also loves to get praised back. He believes there’s nothing more beautiful then your bodies and the way they are together and is obsessed with showing his praise for it.


L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

He likes the couch because you guys have to be really close to each other due to lack of space.


M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

You in general turns him on like no other, he can’t get off to anyone or anything but you.


N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He absolutely will not do choking regardless if it’s you choking him or him choking you.


O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

He prefers for give, he loves seeing you squirm underneath him. He works wonders with hi tongue and that shows on your face and that turns him on more than a blowjob ever could.


P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

He can go really fast but prefers to go slow. He wants to savor all of this in front of him, he wants to give you memorable sex.


Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

He prefers to take his time so he doesn’t really like quickies but he will surely take you up on them if you offer.


R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

He’s down to do anything if you think it will pleasure you more. He wants to make you happy, to him sex is about you and if you want to try something he’ll do it to make you feel good. Getting caught is one of his worst nightmares, he won’t have sex if there’s a risk of getting caught.


S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

He’s a little shit wolf boy he can go rounds for weeks if you’d let him.


T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

He enjoys using vibrators once in awhile but other than that he’s against toys, he prefers


U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

BIGGEST TEASE IN BEACON HILLS, MAYBE EVEN THE WORLD.


V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

He doesn’t get too loud. He’s a big on whimpering, little high pitched whimpers mixed in with grunts and moans.


W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

Isaac won’t have sex with you if he knows he’s horny due to his wild nature(full moon, heat, etc) he feels as though he’s using you. He’ll either try and masturbate or just stay away from you until it dies down.


X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

He’s a slender dude and his dick shows it. It’s long and slim, a solid 7 inches.


Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Everything you do turns him on he wants to have sex like 3 times a day, but who’s complaining?


Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He actually isn’t too tired after sex but if you want to sleep then he’ll cuddle with you until you’re asleep and then he’ll send up asleep too.

JUST A CASUAL DAY

STEVE : PETER YOUR A KID

PETER : NO SHIT SHERLOCK *mumbles*

TONY AND STEPHEN : YOU CALLED

AVENGERS : *confused*

WANDA : IF THEY ONLY KNEW WHAT I SAW 

Incorrect Quotes

Y/N: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent? Derek: Go the fuck to sleep Y/N: What gif I don't want to? Derek: Fuck You