Ignore Any Adage That Uses An Example, Got It

Ignore any adage that uses an example, got it

honestly I hate “can you pet the dog?!?” not for any of the common reasons but because it was initially interesting as a proposition of “can you interact with the world in a way that is not within the primary mechanical loop” and that very quickly fell away to being “well now any indie developer making a game has to have a pet the dog button or they’re going to get letters”

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1 month ago

He is then devoured whole

Panel 1: A customer sits at a table looking at a menu as Shen, in a waiter outfit, is there to write his order. Guy says "I'll have the chef's special." Shen says "right away, sir."
Panel 2: The customer is patiently waiting at the table for his food.
Panel 3: Shen himself is brought out on a catering plate by the chef, who is a woman. He's not cooked or anything, he's just sitting on it.
Panel 4: Shen is blushing, says "she said I'M her special."
Panel 5: The customer looks on, happy for them, as Shen and the chef passionately make out in front of the table for presumably 20+ minutes.
1 month ago

I'm not sure I've ever surfed the web

8 months ago

I was looking for the corner and then giggled

the lyrics from the song Losing My Religion, in the upper left corner there is an arrow pointed at my profile pic saying 
"That's me in the corner."

The next arrow is pointed at a fish underneath a bright spotlight that says 
"That's me in the spot, light"

and at the bottom of the image there is the goldfish praying to the "Sasuke has become Catholic" blue cross, with the text that reads 
"Losing my religion"
5 months ago

He looks like a pinata

Had To Show You Guys. He Looks So Unbelievably Bad. For Context He Always Gets Shit Crusted In His Fur
Had To Show You Guys. He Looks So Unbelievably Bad. For Context He Always Gets Shit Crusted In His Fur

had to show you guys. he looks so unbelievably bad. for context he always gets shit crusted in his fur because he doesn’t maintain it so my mom decided to give him a haircut and wanted to even it out

6 months ago

Imo if I Google a word the first thing should be it's definition after that you can show me films named after the word

1 month ago
Sketch Commission For Eden

Sketch commission for Eden

2 months ago

Chatgpt loves under the quaint stone bridge

it really is crazy how quickly people were willing to just let chatgpt do everything for them. i have never even tried it. brother i don't even know if it's just a website you go to or what. i do not know where chatgpt actually lives, because i can decide my own grocery list.

2 months ago
[Based On Beebeerock's 'Mario Teaches Bowser To Be Good' Comic]

[Based on Beebeerock's 'Mario teaches Bowser to be good' comic]

WX-78 is trying their best (probably) ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

5 months ago

Beautiful and elegant

defemstrish - The dark lords chosen gay
1 month ago
A 3-panel comic made by mashing PNG's together in the style of Instagram user absolutenutcase162.
Panel 1: A group of evil ice wizards from various media, with a realistic picture of Ice King from Adventure Time at the front. The background is a frozen cave with a big ornate door made of ice in the middle. Ice King says, "Okay, okay, final offer. If you give up your soul and learn the forbidden ice magics, you get unlimited power, eternal life, an army at your command, AND we'll throw in THIS."
Panel 2: A close-up of the big door from the first panel, now open. Squidward from SpongeBob is in the foreground looking shocked, and says in an all-caps impact font caption, "A luxurious modern studio space with included amenities at an affordable rate?" Behind the giant ice door, somehow, is an apartment like the one described. It was pulled straight from Google Images and looks completely out of place with the surrounding ice cave.
Panel 3: A city buried in snow. Squidward is now wearing a robe and surrounded by an army of evil snowmen. They're all the same PNG. Spongebob, frozen and half-buried in the snow behind him, says "Squidward, please. This isn't your heart." Squidward yells back "Yes the fuck it is."

last week i woke up from one of the most fucked up nightmares ive ever had with that middle panel burned into my brain. like the exact wording and the exact apartment and the exact squidward. i feel like if i didnt make it real something bad wouldve happened. anyway todays upload is spunchbob comic oc

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