Dumbass-smolgayitalian - ...

So my earbuds broke and now only registered base so I guess I'm listening to corpse for the foreseeable future

Hi Luna Lovegood would listen to heavy metal and like fairy folk music in equal measure goodbye

Merry Christmas everybody,

For this Christmas am I going to pretend to be a normal human being for once? No. No I am not. Am I going hide in the corner avoiding my family while lisining to buzzfeed unsolved and reading a book on poison? Yes. Yes I am. Should my family be concerned? Probably-

Happy saturnalia my fellow Freaks-

Did you know that if nasa we're considering anything for a 9th planet it would be there 'hypothetical' planet that they have nO pRoof even EXISTS AIDHSV WHAT ABOUT PLUTO!

YOu knOw there are 4 other 'dWaRf' planets in our solar system that no one even talks about!I mean Ceres, Makemake, Haumea Eris! MY AUTO CORRECT DOESN'T EVEN RECOGNIZE THEM A FUCKING WORDS! WHAT THE FUCK GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER NASA DWARF PLANETS ARE PLANETS TO !STOP IGNORING THEM PEOPLE! VEVA LA PLUTO BITCHES!

AJSHSVSHSH!

Ok so I'm trying to figure out what to name my ukulele and I just realized that the names for my other instruments are just a fuck you to my dad

Cuz when I went to name my guitar I was stuck between Bragi for the Norse god of poetry and Muse for obvious reasons so when I explained and asked my dad he just went 'your not allowed to name it Bragi why would you ever want to name something after a false god when we have jesus, name it muse for music' so I realized right there and then what a dumbass my father was that he didn't know what a Muse is-

So long story short I named my guitar Muse, my first ukulele Apollo, and his guitar Bragi then when the way of the lokasenna and never fucking mentioned it-

These are portraits of my great grandmother when she was in her 20s that I did for my art class

Update on my earbuds being quicky and only registering base so I'm listening to corpse... The song fuk u lol sounds rEaLy wEiRd and somewhat Demønic as The only thing I hear is him glitching in and out screaming fuck you- secondly anytime someone else is singing all I hear is the screaming in the background... Suffice to say I know know a good way to scare the cowardly and superstitious just play corpse music with only the base~

I can't wait for when all the trolls and hardcore memers get real ass jobs and suddenly the industry itself is just vine references and trolling you and the president unironicly uses the word yeet in a speech about terrorists and the world is just chaos

Did this in art class today it's a statue called the rape of Persephone but my art teacher thought it was Apollo and Daphne