COME GET YA’LL JUICE

None pizza left beef my beloved

@salticid​ you’re amazing and I love ur cryptic spambot convo I hope u like this!!

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the turkey swiss on rye incident

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

LISTEN UP MOTHER FUCKERS

SEE THIS WEBSITE? 

ITS CALLED WOLFRAM ALPHA

THIS IS THE BEST GODDAMN WEBSITE FOR ACADEMIC SHIT. FUCK GOOGLE. 

THIS MOTHERFUCKER WILL LET YOU SEARCH “HOSPITAL BEDS IN CHAD VS. IRAN” 

AND IT GIVES YOU A STRAIGHT GODDAMN ANSWER 

MAYBE YOU’RE NOT INTERESTED IN DOCTORNESS OF THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES COOL SHIT 

HAVING TROUBLE WITH MATH?

HOLY SHIT

OR MAYBE YOU WANNA DICK AROUND

WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT

Why did “be critical of your media” turn into “find all its flaws and hate it” why did people become allergic to FUN

as much as i understand being a hater you have to offset that shit with genuine, sincere enjoyment & wonder sometimes lest YOU become the one who is corny. and sad. imo.

I really like winnie the pooh, Can you draw winnie the pooh pleaseeeeee