Hey Girl Are You Gold And Mercury. Because. AuHg

My dream is to see one of my shitposts on one of those TikTok compilations

Biggie Cheese

i had a vision

my arch-nemesis resides in my own fucking head how rad is that

*whispers* so I’M the villain

always vaguely feeling like im in trouble for something but idk what

Gay Gwen Stacy fanfiction

Yeah, I'm a simp.

S-quirrels

I-n

M-y

P-ants

I have been made aware this is not as goofy of a little joke as I thought it was. I apologize and I will leave it up for accountability purposes.

Abraham Lincoln more like Gaybraham Lincoln amirite??

Kid in my French class: Can I jump off it (the Eiffel Tower)?

Teacher: Please.

👀

Penelope Scott is releasing dead girls sometime this summer and I’m not gonna know how to act