“THE BRITISH ARE COMING!”

Translation: “I don't love him because of how he silences my demons, but because of the way his demons dance with mine.”

-ariadnag

“Lo amo, no por la manera en que silencia mis demonios, sino por la manera en que sus demonios bailan con los míos”.

A sea of whiskey couldn’t intoxicate me as much as  a drop of you.

J.S Parker (via knightandday23)

via @extramadness

How I imagined my crush confronting me after obviously hitting on her. snippet.

Jules: Hey, can I ask you something.

Isabelle: yea, okay. what’s up?

Jules: Are you straight?

Isabelle: What?

Jules: I don't know, last night I really felt like you were hitting on me, I could feel you looking at me when I was with Sofia.

Isabelle: I just felt bad I guess. every time you would try to kiss her, she would deflect or straight up deny you. You told me she hadn't kissed you in two weeks. I kept thinking that you deserve someone who will kiss you whenever you want or need it. Someone who’ll truly want you and know it with every bone in their body.

    I could just imagine myself next to you in that limo instead of her. Imagine myself kissing you, all our friends there just knowing and it being normal. Not pretending, for your sake, like they didn't see you get rejected by your own girlfriend. I could see how when we were passing the smoke from one persons mouth to another, I would ruin the chain and everyone would get kind of mad. But it would be okay. It would be okay because I would be kissing you. Because when leaning in to blow the smoke to your mouth, I wouldn't be able to hold it. I would sigh, the smoke would spread around our faces. I would lean in and our lips would begin their game.

    And then I remembered I was not out. Could not be out. And none of that was possible.

*written by me

* Of course i would get to say all that in my fantasy, bc its just that, but irl I couldn’t.

*not actual names

“In some ways I feel bad for my ex. I don't know how it is to live without me, but I guess it must be very hard.”

#ex #boyfriend #hard #imawesome  #life

En cierto grado entiendo a mi ex. Yo no sé lo que es vivir sin mí, pero supongo que debe ser muy difícil.

Slytherin Winter aesthetic

I would say I outdid myself but I’m always this good. So I just did myself

Slytherin (via hogwartshousespersonality)

scary cute

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