Psych Is Such A Good Take On A Modern Detective Bc Most Detectives R Like Grrrr 😡 I’m An Uptight

psych is such a good take on a modern detective bc most detectives r like grrrr 😡 I’m an uptight grumpy goose who the world has worn down 😡 I’ve seen more terrible things than u can even imagine 😡 don’t insult my intelligence with your blathering. and shawn spencer, a bisexual adhd whirlwind w daddy issues, is like ‘ew a dead body. gross! let me put on a silly disguise and flirt with the suspects. maybe do a dance. by the way it was the nanny I knew that like ten hours ago but needed to dramatize the moment for the bit’

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5 months ago

"What is Psych?"

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4 months ago
Gif 1: An employee at a dojo tells Shawn and Gus, "Right, well, I will see you in court then. Now—"
Gif 2: Gus says intensely, "Perfect. Now, I'll need a statement from you, and as we plan to try this in both civil and criminal court, I'll need the police here as well."
Gif 3: Gus asks, "Can I use your phone? Or do you only let the white people use that?" On Gus saying "white people," Shawn turns to him with an incredulous expression.
Gif 4: The employee asks, "Who said anything about white people?"
Gif 5: Gus says, "You just did." The employee replies seriously, "The words 'white people' did not come out of my mouth."
Gif 5: As Shawn backs away, Gus says, "There they are again. Luckily, I had my hand recorder on for that one. And by the way, I am now disclosing that this conversation is being recorded." He pulls out a phone/recorder from his pocket.
Gif 6: The employee, growing nervous, says, "Re...recorded? Okay, this is crazy."
Gif 7: Gus replies, "Crazy? You wanna know crazy? I sued 300 businesses last year alone. I sued a hot dog cart and got everything but the wheels and the buns, which I got in the civil case 2 months later."
Gif 8: From behind Gus, Shawn says, "Dude." Gus turns back to Shawn. Shawn continues, "I think he gets it now."
Gif 9: Gus says, "I know, but the words are coming out of my mouth faster than I can think of them." Shawn says, "Bring it home."
Gif 10: Gus turns back to the employee and says, "Now, if you don't mind, before I start snapping evidence photos, I'm a little parched." The camera pans outward to show two water fountains by Gus, one larger and one smaller one. Gus continues, "So can you tell me which of these fountains I'm allowed to use?"
Gif 11: The employee gestures to a fountain (unable to be discerned which one) and says, "That one." The camera pans back to Shawn and Gus; Shawn lets out a whistle as if to convey, "You messed up."
Gif 12: The employee, frazzled, says, "I mean, y-you pick. Sir."

PSYCH 5.01 "Romeo and Juliet and Juliet"


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5 months ago

Happy Mothers' Day to Lassie's lesbian moms and Lassie's lesbian moms only

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5 months ago
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gus screaming while holding a dead hand he just found in the woods; text post: some young child: *screaming outside* me with no context: Girl me too
woody, with his hands out in the air as he talks, tumblr post by pennsylvania: people always shoot down my ideas and i'm sick of it. two sentences in and everyone's already shouting "what the fuck that's illegal" or "you can't do that" let me talk dear god
shawn and henry in the interrogation room, shawn is a bit smug and henry is exasperated, text post: me: i an going to rise above it / me: *continues to be petty*
lassiter talking to madeleine, tumblr post by exclusivegorgeousgeek: Therapist: "And what do we say when life disappoints us" / Me: "Called it" / Therapist: "no"
shawn, being restrained by lassiter and juliet as he tries to run into the bank; tumblr post by elytrians:im full of rage and dangerously stupid but god is holding me back by the scruff of my neck like a kitten
juliet, holding an axe; tumblr post by sakurafacts: does violence have to be the last resort. cant it be like third
nadia the spy with a gun talking to shawn in the psych office: due to person reasons i will be named an enemy of the state
henry, to shawn: if you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off i will do the same thing to ur head
shawn and gus dressed as vampires; tumblr post by whatisthismommy: me hunting with my vampire friends: cracking open a boy with the cold ones

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5 months ago

my name is shawn spencer and this is my partner 

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fearless-gus - "bin shot not lol" - shawn spencer
"bin shot not lol" - shawn spencer

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