Doom Yourself Before The Narrative Does

Contrary to popular belief the Queen did not die from sans vs reigen it was the shock of finding out about Dan and Phil’s apartment

Ligier Richier, “Transi de René de Chalon,” 1547

i didn't "watch spn" i selected 1x01 on my friendly local streaming service and woke up on the floor a full year later, covered in blood, dead-eyed staring into the middle distance and whispering "sam...sam winchester..." over and over in a voice that was not mine

Lesgles truly is the character ever because he’s bald and unlucky and that’s pretty much the only thing that anyone really pays attention to but then you start to investigate literally any detail that Hugo ever wrote about him and you begin to unravel like a multiverse of puns and wordplay about French history, religion, and politics and then you start to ask yourself, well, wait a minute, why did Hugo put so much thought into this background character who has a few witticisms and doesn’t really do much and so you start to investigate what exactly his deal is, like, what does baldness mean in a Hugolian context and what’s with his Bad Luck and hey, wait a minute, what do his “persecutions on the part of fate” imply in the broader context of Les Misérables, and so now you’re questioning core tenets of the rules of the narrative and then you look at his role in the book and the way that his misfortune is tied to the fortunes and fates of everyone he interacts with and the impact that he has on the events of the story and then you realize that the Bad Luck bit and the puns are really just a way to distract you from the fact that Laigle de Meaux is in fact some small god of the Les Mis universe.

Death of the Veiled King, (c.1893) Mixed media on wood panel — Charlotte Major Wyllie (British, 1828-1909)

in a parasocial relationship with the sea

First base is violence second base is convoluted codependence third base is applying pressure to the vulnerable parts of their body to keep their entrails from spilling out

Nico canonically listens to afi and has their shirt I have very much won

that kind of love only exists in the movies </3 (cannibalism, killing for each other or killing each other, being conjoined and not being able to survive separation, and licking side wounds)