One Thing To No Sleep But Why I Gotta Feel Like Shit Too??

and i know people mean well when they give employment advice but god damn some of them its like "did you try submitting your resume to a place that is hiring" fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck no kidding. shit. ive just been printing them out and eating them. yeah thanks i'll try that

What do you mean it's not canon?

The homoeroticism is there, WE CAN ALL SEE IT

Even my love, brand new to the movies, saw the first one and knew

headcanons are so funny once they become ubiquitous in your brain. forgot that we didn’t all agree about that.

*completely ruins myself to the point I don't recognise myself* am I good enough now?

whoever invented beds was a fucking genius im just all cozied up in here like u don't even know how cozy i am

I highly recommend a clingy, lovey-dovey partner. Life’s too short to be with someone who acts like showing love is a chore

Love the word "also". I have more things to say

EHY THE FUCK AM I STILL AWAKE LEMME SLEEP

someone: are you okay?

me: *pouring gasoline on myself* yeah why do you ask?

romeo is crazy as a guy’s name bcuz it’s famously one of the most well known love stories between a man and a woman in history but if i were to meet a dude named romeo id probably assume he’s gay

whether I'm real or not is still up for debate