Foxhatesgrapes - Untitled

mind your business withers

of course astarion gets mad early game when you do nice things for no reason. can you imagine getting out of the hell he was in and discovering that the world is awash in kindness, just never for you? the gods do answer prayers, just never your's. people go on long, dangerous quests for strangers with no reward guaranteed, but you just never saw those people. now that youve already done the impossible and escaped, you can see that rivers of sympathy and compassion flow all over but for some reason they always dried out before they reached you. where was all this good in the world when you needed it most?

i would be spitting mad

Karlach <3

for either way you choose you cannot win

How to Flirt: Baldur’s Gate 3 Edition

Great now I gotta new crush. Smfh

if you're new you should probably know that your crush eats people

Friday night with my cultist wife 🖤

THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MECHS AND TANKS

THE DIVINE AND AWESOME MECHS:

-made in our image and so by extention, God's

-punches and kicks with righteous fury

-symbol of the peak of evolution, moulded for a Holy Purpose

-ignores the square cube law like any advanced being

-has aplications outside of conflict

THE CRINGE AND UNHOLY T*NKS:

-crawls in the mud like the serpent Lucifer

-absurd appendage to launch its cowardly Shells from afar

-symbol of humanity's obscene wheel fetish

-cursed to be a victim of gravity itself

-the fucks a tractor