Imagine If The Reason That It Took Bilbo Sixty Years To Be Badly Effected By The Ring, Was Because It

Bouta make a triangle diagram for the Dwarves and see who’ll go where by Dwarven standards.

Here’s a little peak

1. Handsome - Gloin

2. Pretty - Dori

3. Butt-Fuck-Ugly - Kili

Can confirm. I say this to my girlfriend daily.

gay people can never say 'I love you' it's always gotta be some shit like "I have never been so wrong, in all my life"

By reading my works you are signing an agreement that if you put my works through AI or repost my works or anything like that, i get to hunt you for sport

Never related with something more in my life

Bilbo baggins is so cool I wish I could get high with him

Frodo listening to Aragorn’s stories about Númenor with quiet fascination, his love for lore and history shining through.

Frodo being the only one patient enough to sit through Gandalf’s long explanations, genuinely enjoying the depth of knowledge.

Frodo sharing a quiet understanding with Boromir, both of them burdened by duty.

Frodo smiling whenever Legolas describes the beauty of the Elven realms, though a flicker of longing crosses his face.

Frodo comforting Merry and Pippin after hard times, reminding them they’re stronger than they realize, and thankful they came along, even if it was just an accident at first.

Frodo instinctively reaching for Sam in moments of doubt, drawing strength from his presence even without words.

Frodo quietly writing in his journal at night, capturing the journey not just for history, but to remind himself that he is still himself.

Frodo trying to never let the Ring take away his kindness, even when it weighs heavier than anything he’s ever known.

Frodo proving, time and time again, that he is more than just the Ring-bearer—he is a friend, a scholar, and a heart too big for the burden he carries.

i love when Dori isn’t even in a fic but the author still throws in a line about how pretty he is. they’ll be describing a completely different character’s physical appearance and it’s like “yeah he’s cute but he’s not as breathtakingly gorgeous and perfect as DORI, now THAT’S a beautiful dwarf. have you seen his hair? his big strong arms? no, no dwarrow could compare to Dori. this one is fine tho. i guess.” and they’re always so right

thats my fat old man!!

context: @sexyman-contest-2025

”are they a dwarf or a dwarrowdam?” girl they’re stealing your shit watch out!!

*Dwalin and Ori are quietly sitting while Ori reads and Dwalin cleans his axes*

Dori (busting into the room): You two are having sex!

Ori: We are? Dwalin, why didn't you tell me? I'd have put my book down.

"why did the ring mostly affect frodo and not bilbo who had it for a gazillion years" objectively has a textual answer but i think the best answer is that sauron just likes bilbo more than frodo

bilbo: *uses the ring to hide from his relatives*

sauron, remembering almaren: yknow. real.